Покер Tweets - Daniel Cates

Do you guys want to see me dress up as a wizard and talk shit to players on a live stream?

Next time I'm on a big downswing, on epic life tilt and @harrington25 is on the table trolling me I'm going to legi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

What about like video game style of talking? Supernerd style swag incarnated? Fuck it

In sports betting, squares are the lame, uninformed, predictable public. Be the anti-square, round, irrational and undefined!

The hotel I'm in has a mirror right next to the toilet. Pretty smart, I imagine a lot of people have always wanted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Which is more exciting, limit holdem or NO LIMIT ie UNLIMITED holdem? Think about that next time you’re about to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

So apparently Baltimore is street as fuck and shops have to lock up clean ex boxes or people get stabbed.. in that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

PSA: Eggs and feta cheese. You are fucking welcome

Cuntfact: Cunts are kinda cunts to everyone in varying degrees in their favorite cunty ways, so it's not thatttt pe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I don't get players who are known by everyone (and the word gets back to them) to never bluff. Like, bluff more? So… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

The state of American health in a nutshell: Goji berry health packs are pretty healthy snacks to eat, but in Americ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

If you complain at the poker table while winning, you’re a cunt. ... ...wait 🤔

Cuntfact: If you think you might have been a cunt, you probably were a cunt The good news is basically everyone is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Lucky for you guys, I am sharing my plethora of cuntology wisdom. There are many ways to be a cunt, whether it’s b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Hey y’all! In addition to playing poker (I guess), I’ve decided to become the first self-declared (sort of) world-r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Ok so what about even just a CRUDE way to search businesses that... have *existed.* Any kind of history or data would be AMAZING

If there is no tomorrow indefinitely -- no eternity -- what difference do any of our actions make? In other words,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Doing the right thing is betting on better future for tomorrow at the expense of now. If doing so paid off immediat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I've got this bad habit of chewing too fast and almost choking on my food. It's kind of symbolic of my general bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…